This post is not for those with weak tummies (like me)........
At Katie's last clinic visit, it was decided to go ahead and run the tests for pancreatic sufficiency. In order for this to happen, I had to collect a sample of Katie's poop. The doctor gave me a "bucket" for her to poop in, a tongue depresser to scoop up the poop, and a container to put it in. We were all set! That was in July. Katie is ALWAYS constipated, and spends her days at daycare. Therefore, collecting her poop was not an easy task.
However, after much bribery (from multiple parties), Katie finally pooped in the bucket at home. Thankfully, she did it this morning rather than last night. See, the poop has to be refrigerated and kept cold until it reaches the lab. I did NOT want my daughter's poop in my fridge. Thank you Katie for pooping in the morning! As I step out of the shower this morning, Katie is at the door excitedly telling me that she has pooped in the bucket for me...."I finally did it Mom!" So, I gather the tongue depressor and container (very unenthusiastically.....why couldn't Jason be home for this part?!?!?!) and make my way to gather her offering. (Now, for those who don't know me, I don't do well with bodily waste. Mucus, vomit, poop....they all make me gag and vomit. When my kids throw up, I throw up. It's just a fact of life.)
Katie is standing in the doorway as I am gagging and scooping up poop with a tongue depressor. Suddenly, she takes off running and then Andy is hollering for me to hurry. Who would have guessed that Katie would have her Mommy's weak tummy. My tough, fearless, eat anything, plays with bugs daughter took off running for the other bathroom to throw up. Unfortunately, she didn't make it and it landed on my bedroom carpet. Luckily, she had not yet eaten breakfast. I had to collect poop and clean up vomit all before 8am!!!! What a way to start the day!
I will get to finish my day trying to get the stain of blue juice out of my carpet :(
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